Oh Hell No.

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11/09/2017 at 08:04 • Filed to: None

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The G-Wagen was the only new Mercedes not to be plagued by the melty terribleness. It did not deserve this.

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The 760HP Ares G-Wagen.

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Hideous.


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 08:08

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Trigger warning/buffer image plz. /barf


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 08:11

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Looks like a lifted renegade


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 08:15

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I actually kinda like it. At least it looks like it was made in this century.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 08:23

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It’s like a large raccoon.


Kinja'd!!! John-Palazzo > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 08:34

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I bet the “official” new G Wagen will be much, much worse. Not to mention the crossover look alike that people are saying will launch soon. That one will be truly horrific.


Kinja'd!!!   > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 08:34

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It looks like it’s in pain.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 08:51

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I like it and can’t wait for the 6x6 version!

I do hate the mounted spare. Rear visibility was always an issue, but the tire makes the rear window pointless.

Also, white is not a good color for this.

And it’s not a gaudy Brabus.

*j/k on 6x6


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 08:54

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Gross.

I would have guessed it was a Chinese knockoff.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 08:58

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You scared me. Thankfully just an aftermarket body kit!


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 08:59

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I prefer the regular G, but I don’t hate this.


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 09:02

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Wow I hate it.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 09:15

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Looks like a Chinese copy ...


Kinja'd!!! AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/09/2017 at 09:22

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The current G-wagen is timeless


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 09:25

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I agree. It’s hideous.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 09:30

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*barf*


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 09:38

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I don’t hate the front. The back is problematic


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 09:44

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Echoing a couple of other comments, I thought for sure I was going to be reading about a Chinese company named Ares that created a G-wagen copy.

There’s a lot of hate for it here, but to be honest, I’m indifferent. If anything, I find that it takes away from the unmistakable character (i.e. straight, boxy lines) of the original.


Kinja'd!!! DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 10:01

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I like it.

I read a few years ago that Mercedes was flirting with the idea of giving the G a little nip/tuck. I’m sure this is the direction they’d intend to go, but not nearly as much as this.


Kinja'd!!! rillweid - Now with more TRD and less TDI > My citroen won't start
11/09/2017 at 10:06

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Actually kind of like this. Makes it look much more modern. The back does look a bit goofy though. The real question is whether is makes the G less of a brick/more aerodynamic to drive.


Kinja'd!!! Vítor > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
11/09/2017 at 10:29

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The next G is almost identical looks wise to the current one. No need to mess with a successful design


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > My citroen won't start
11/10/2017 at 06:13

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the 2019 Ssangyong Gnu.

...in the special one time only Jackson Browne Edition (AKA Doctor My Eyes!)